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Tuesday, November 3, 2026

THE LAST JOB

      THE LAST JOB

      By Newt Livesay

     I wanted out, and the Organization had offered me a way. Free and clear, without waking up some night to a hand over my mouth and a 22-caliber bullet drilled into my skull.
     One more job. That was the deal. Do it, collect forty thousand dollars, and disappear. "You've earned it," my handler had told me.
     I should have paid more attention to that. In all the years I had known him, he had never once said anybody had earned a goddamn thing.
     But I had come up through the ranks. I had settled debts, removed problems, and kept my mouth shut. Somewhere along the way, I had started believing that counted for something. Maybe this one would be easy. South America sounded good. So did Malaysia. Vietnam had possibilities. Somewhere warm, where nobody knew my face and a few well-placed Benjamins might make an inconvenient question go away. I had money already. What I needed was permission to spend it without looking over my shoulder.
     I was waiting on Paros, in a rented room above a private garage, for word about the Delivery Boy. That was what they called him in the trade. He worked as a freelance contractor, moving anything valuable enough to need an armed escort and dirty enough to stay off a manifest.
     Sometimes the cargo was money. Sometimes it was a person. The distinction never seemed to bother him. He was my target, and he was a professional. I had mulled that over before taking the assignment. The Delivery Boy was good. I had a hunch I was better.
     In a couple more hours, I intended to be free. I sat on the balcony with a glass of fizzy water and a twist of lime. Below me, the coastline bent away into a haze of pale stone and dark water. From my chair, I could watch the two-lane road wind in from the east. That was where he would appear.
     The phone vibrated against the glass patio table and began a rattling walk toward the edge. 1 caught it with two fingers. The number was familiar. With the tip of my tongue, I shifted the slim cigarette to the corner of my mouth. 
     "Εμπρός?" 
     "Black Jaguar. Convertible. He's on the coast road."
     I stood, leaving the drink untouched. "Alone?"
     "You'll have everything you need."
     "That wasn't what I asked."
     A brief silence. Wind scraped across the microphone at his end. "Finish the job." "Okay." The connection died before I lowered the phone.
     A slight smile almost cracked my lips. Almost! They were nervous. I liked that. Let them worry about something for a change.
     I dropped the cigarette and crushed it beneath the heel of a twenty-three-hundred-dollar alligator loafer. Back in the apartment, I took my black leather jacket off the bed and went downstairs. The BMW M3 waited in the garage, clean enough to eat off. I fitted myself behind the wheel, pulled on my Bottega Veneta driving gloves, and pressed the starter. The engine filled the concrete room with a low, impatient growl.
      Another touch opened the garage door. I drove into the last of the sunlight.
     Beyond the village, the road tightened against the cliffs. Low limestone walls flashed past the windows, their cracks stuffed with weeds and trailing flowers. Wind off the water carried salt and the dry, resinous smell of scrub. I let the tires warm before pushing harder into the bends.
     It was beautiful country. I had worked in worse places. A few kilometers out, I backed into a shallow turnout screened by stunted cedars. The BMW's nose faced the road. Through a break in the branches, I could see the upper curve and the descending stretch beyond it.
      I switched off the engine. For a moment, all I heard was the ticking exhaust and water breaking against the rocks below. Then a goat bell sounded somewhere inland, thin and irregular in the gathering dark.
     I took out my silver cigarette case, opened it with one hand, and selected a Treasurer Aluminum Gold. Expensive habits were supposed to be a weakness. I considered them compensation. "Come on," I murmured, tapping the cigarette against the case.
     My gold lighter caught on the second stroke. The first drag was always the best. I settled into the leather seat and watched the empty road through the smoke.
      The Delivery Boy had a reputation for being careful. He also had a weakness for old cars and fast driving. That was in the briefing. So was the instruction that nothing in his possession was to reach its destination.
    I had asked whether they wanted anything brought back. "Just confirmation," my handler had said.
     I remembered that now, sitting under the cedars. Nothing to retrieve. Nothing to negotiate.
     An engine note rose above the surf. I lowered the cigarette.
     Headlights swept the upper wall. The Jaguar came through the curve with its top down, black paint catching a last dull reflection of the sky. An old XKE. Long hood, low windshield, one man behind the wheel. I watched it pass the turnout. Then I dropped the cigarette, started the BMW, and pulled out behind him. Gravel struck the underside of the car. The rear tires found pavement, and the M3 surged forward.
     The Jaguar's driver noticed me before I had closed half the distance. His head shifted toward the mirror. A moment later, his brake lights flashed and he turned sharply onto the lower coast road. I followed.
     He accelerated out of the turn. I could hear the Jaguar working now, the exhaust snapping against the rock face. He crossed the centerline to straighten the next bend. I stayed with him. "That's right," I said. "Keep it moving."
     My headlights climbed into his mirrors. He ducked his head, one hand leaving the wheel and reaching behind his seat. I brought the machine pistol up from beside my thigh.
     The road opened briefly. I drew alongside his rear quarter, felt the BMW lean as its outside tires approached the ragged shoulder, and fired through my open window. The noise inside the car struck like a hammer. Brass bounced against the console. The Jaguar's side glass burst, and its driver folded away from me. I let off the trigger and hauled the BMW back from the shoulder.
     The Jaguar swerved across the road. Its front wheel struck a stone at the verge with a crack I heard over both engines. The car lurched, slewed sideways, and spun through a cloud of pale dust.
     I stamped on the brake. The BMW shuddered under me. The seat belt cut into my chest. Ahead, the Jaguar came to rest facing back toward me, its rear end close to the low wall above the water. The Delivery Boy was still moving.
     He dragged a compact weapon across his chest. I saw the muzzle rise above the broken door glass. A flash. Something punched through my windshield. Another strike tore the passenger headrest open. I ducked, felt the wheel pull against my left hand, and fired again.
     The Jaguar's windshield whitened and broke. The man behind it jerked backward. His gun disappeared below the door. I released the trigger. For a second, I could hear nothing but a high whine inside my skull.
     The BMW stopped a few feet short of his front bumper. Dust rolled through the headlights. A loose strip of windshield trim tapped against my dashboard.
I sat still, breathing through my mouth, waiting for the shape in the Jaguar to move. It didn't. "Forty thousand," I said. My voice sounded far away. "And you almost cost me a head."
     I got out with the machine pistol held low. Broken glass crunched beneath my loafers. The Jaguar's engine had stalled. Steam escaped under the hood, and the front tire sat crooked against the fender. It would move, maybe. How far was another question.
     The driver lay against the seat, chin down, his shirt black across the chest. His gun rested in the footwell. I moved it beyond his reach and glanced at the empty road behind us. No headlights.
     No voices. Somewhere below, a wave struck the cliff with a deep, hollow report.
     A leather courier's satchel had slid against the passenger door. A narrow envelope protruded from its outer pocket. I could see the edge of a photograph inside.
     "Nice Jag," I said.      
      "Expensive to work on."
      I reached across him. His hand clamped around my wrist.
      It was mine.
     I jerked back and brought the muzzle up under his jaw. His eyes opened. Blood glistened on his lower lip.
     "Easy," he said.
     "Let go."
      His fingers loosened, but his eyes stayed on mine. He wasn't looking at the gun. That bothered me more than the grip.
      "How much are they paying you?"
      I said nothing.
      He swallowed, winced, and tried again. "How much?"
     "Enough."
     He coughed into his chest. Blood ran down his chin and dripped onto my glove.
     "Did they say one more job?"
     I stopped pulling away. His mouth twisted. It might have been a smile. "One more, and you get to go live a regular life?"
     I pressed the muzzle a little harder beneath his jaw. "Who told you that?"
     "Same bastard who told you."
     The wind lifted the corner of the envelope. My face stared up from it, taken somewhere I had thought I was alone.
     "Your last job," he whispered.      "Freedom from the rackets. No more killings."
     "That's right."
     "Twenty thousand? Thirty?" He dragged in a shallow breath. "Forty?"
     "Forty."
     His eyelids fluttered. "Cheap sons of bitches."
     I glanced at the satchel. "What's in the bag?"
     "My retirement."
     "Try again."
     He moved his hand toward his chest. I caught it before it reached his jacket. He looked down at my grip, then back at me. "I was supposed to make this run," he said, "and kill you before I left the island. Your picture. Your car. The place you're staying. All in that envelope."
     I pulled the envelope free. Beneath the photograph was the address of my rented room. For a few seconds, I stood there reading it while his blood dried on my glove.
     "They told me you'd been sent to stop the delivery," he said. "Said you'd gone into business for yourself." "And you believed them?"
     He looked at the gun in my hand. "You came, didn't you?
     I had nothing to say to that. He coughed again, a deep, wet convulsion that brought his shoulders off the seat. When he fell back, his breathing had changed. Shorter now. Each breath took work.
     "Nobody leaves the Organization," he said. "No one."
     I looked toward the road. The darkness beyond our headlights seemed crowded all of a sudden. "Who else is coming?"
     "Don't know."
     "Don't know that, either."
     "How long?"
     I caught his collar. "Then give me something I can use."
     Pain tightened his face. He looked at my hand until I let go.
     "There are twenty-five million dollars in bearer bonds in that satchel."
     I looked down at the leather bag. Scuffed corners. Brass buckles. It could have belonged to a traveling salesman. "Bullshit."
     "Open it."
     I shifted toward the passenger side. His fingers caught my sleeve. "Or stand here counting while somebody comes around that bend."
     I looked back up the road. "How do I get out?" I asked.
     His gaze moved past me to the BMW. The torn windshield. The open door. My jacket hanging against the seat. "Give them what they expect to find."
     "Me?"
     "Enough of you to buy a little time."
     He tried to lift his head. I leaned closer to hear him over the water. He talked in broken pieces, stopping to breathe. A dead man in my car. My belongings beside him. Confusion before certainty. A few hours, if I was lucky.
     "You'll need to leave tonight," he said. "Before they start asking better questions."
      "Why help me?"
     He turned his face toward me. For the first time, something harder than pain showed in his eyes. "Wouldn't you like to cost them twenty-five million?"
     That made sense to me. It made enough sense that I stopped looking for anything underneath
     His hand slipped off my sleeve. He coughed once more and folded forward against the wheel. I waited. Then I touched his neck.
     Nothing.
     Getting him into the BMW was ugly work. He was heavier than he looked, and blood made everything slippery. By the time I had him slumped in the rear footwell, my shirt clung to my back and one of those expensive loafers had split along the seam.
     I left my black leather jacket beside him. My Organization credentials went into his wallet. I knew none of it would survive serious examination. But serious examination took time, and I had begun to think in hours instead of years.
     By the time I left the bend, the BMW was burning. I carried the satchel to the Jaguar, brushed glass from the seat, and wiped the worst of the blood off the steering wheel. The engine resisted, caught, and settled into a rough idle.
     "One more trip," I told it.
     The damaged front wheel pulled to the left. I kept the speed down and headed uphill. In the mirror, flames climbed through the BMW's broken windows.
      At the crest, I looked back once.
An orange glow pulsed below the road. Smoke drifted across the cedars and disappeared into the dark. I was dead, and I had got away with the money. Two for two. I smiled and reached for a cigarette. My hand shook badly enough that I put it back on the wheel.
     The room was a risk. I knew that. The address was in his envelope, and the man who had sent him knew it too. But my passport and travel cash were upstairs. So were clean clothes. I needed ten minutes and I convinced myself I had them. 
     The Jaguar limped into the garage with something grinding inside the left front wheel. I killed the engine and sat listening.
     No footsteps overhead. No car outside. Only the hot metal ticking and my own breathing. I took the satchel upstairs. The room looked exactly as I had left it. Fizzy water on the balcony table. Lime floating against the glass. A crushed cigarette beneath the balcony chair.
     I locked the door, put my passport and cash on the bed, and stripped off the bloody clothes. The shower should have been quick. It wasn't. Once the hot water hit my shoulders, I stood under it, watching pink water circle the drain. My neck loosened. The shaking stopped. I had money. I had a passport. By morning, this island could belong to somebody else.
      I dried off and slipped into the full-length terrycloth robe hanging behind the door. The satchel lay across the satin bedspread where I had left it.
      Twenty-five million dollars. I sat on the edge of the bed and finally lit that cigarette. The first drag was almost enough to make me laugh. The Delivery Boy had been wrong about one thing. Somebody did leave the Organization.
      I drew the satchel toward me. The outer pocket still held the envelope. I took out my photograph, looked at it, and laid it facedown beside the passport. "Forty grand," I said. "Cheap sons of bitches."
     I unfastened the buckles and opened the bag. Inside was a thick bundle wrapped in heavy paper. There was no bank name on it. No printed value. Just a rubber band and a crease worn smooth across the top.
     I closed my fingers around the bundle and pulled. Something resisted. Then a small metallic click came from inside the satchel. I stopped breathing.
     For one clear instant, I saw the Delivery Boy looking at the gun beneath his jaw. I heard him telling me to open the bag on the road. Heard myself asking why he would help me. His answer came back whole. Wouldn't you like to cost them twenty-five million?
     I let go.
     The windows blew outward before the cigarette reached the floor. The blast tore the bed apart and punched burning debris across the room. Part of the balcony collapsed into the street below. Glass rained over the parked cars, and a rolling cloud of black smoke spread above the waterfront.    
     Down in the garage, the Jaguar stood cooling in the dark. The Delivery Boy's blood was still wet on the seat.

        THE END

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Friday, October 16, 2026

METH ~ CRANK and Rotten Teeth “Piggin and Wiggin’ Out” Combination Convenience Store, Rib Joint, and Asian Fingernail Parlor.

Newt Livesay, Writer and Author in English & Spanish. Language, Stories, and Quotes from the Feral Mind of Newt Livesay, Author & Writer.

METH ~ CRANK and Rotten Teeth
“Piggin and Wiggin’ Out” Combination Convenience Store, Rib Joint, and Asian Fingernail Parlor.

A SHORT STORY FROM NEWT LIVESAY

"SHE’S A FLOATER"
Okay, you stop in the “Piggin and Wiggin’ Out” Combination Convenience Store, Rib Joint, and Asian Fingernail Parlor to pick up a thirty-six-can suitcase of Lite Beer. While there, you strike up a conversation with this smoking-hot, dishwater-bleached blonde and former truck-stop lot-lizard queen who works behind the counter. Your libido jumps when you notice that she doesn’t have any grease burns on her forearms from cooking all that gas-station sushi, corn dogs, and chicken tenders.

She smiles, and you catch the acidic aroma of acetone-induced “crack fumes” that still linger around your dog-pecker-gnat-infested beard. Instantly, your stud-muffin syndrome kicks in, precipitated by the two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and the three small crack rocks you inhaled before leaving the house. During her fifteen-minute personal break, you make plans to meet her out behind the convenience store later in the day and fire off a bong.

Heading for your 1983 Toyota Hilux pickup, you flop down in the front seat, squirming slightly to remove the pointed end of a chopstick that had impaled itself in your right butt cheek. The chopstick came with the carryout teriyaki chicken you had for supper two nights ago. You kick it and all the other trash that has collected in the floorboard before gently moving a squashed Little Debbie’s Creme Cake off the center console into the passenger-side seat of the car.

Then you see it. Something lying on the sticky, beer-stained center console catches your eye. It’s half of a small white pill, and a big smile comes across your face when you realize it is one-third of a 10 mg hydrocodone. After pulling a couple of unknown hairs off the surface of the pill, you lay it on the chromed lid of the ashtray. Using the metal edge of your Skoal tobacco can, you pulverize the pill into a fairly fine consistency and bend close as your nose makes a snorting sound like a Hoover vacuum cleaner plugged with a giant hairball. Moistening your finger, you wipe the residue off the lid and rub it under your tongue. The rush blurs your eyes, and everything looks like you’re seeing it through a soda straw, so you suck down a can of warm beer to clear your vision and to get the bitter taste out of your mouth. Most of the beer makes it down your throat.

With your head nearly clear, the only sound you hear is something like a fruit jar with cicadas buzzing inside. You can see all ten of your fingers, so you decide to head out on the two-lane blacktop toward the house.

Ya suck down three or four more warm beers while driving and begin fighting the bar ditches as you drive back to your double-wide house trailer. Your mind is running a hundred miles an hour, and all you think about is taking some hits with the blonde at the store later in the day. You sink lower into the seat, one eyelid shut, and begin to drool. That is when it hits you, and damn, you come fully awake. You realize your old lady is living at the double-wide, and she doesn’t take kindly to you hanging out with other old hides. You need to get her out of your hair since she is cramping your style. Suddenly, a voice whispers inside your pea-vine head.

Now, how do you hide a five-foot-two-inch fat girl who tips the scales at two hundred and sixty pounds? Your mind is racing while it bounces off the sides of your cranium. All the time, in the background, a film is running of the skinny blonde with a pocket full of rocks and the keys to the Brown Derby depository.

So the question is, “How do you get rid of the little fat girl at home?” You know if you shoot her, there will be “stuff” everywhere, and after watching one hundred and eleven hours of CSI Miami and over three hundred hours of COPS, you know all about good “stuff.” You just need her to disappear and not come back, and that is when it comes to you: you’ll take her fishing. She likes to fish, and she won’t think anything of you coming home with a bucket of stink bait and wanting to go a-fishin’. You tell everyone that she left a note saying she was going to see her sister down in Little Rock, and no one will know the difference. All you need to “figure out” is how to sink her and keep her down until nature does its work.

Keeping a body down depends upon several factors, beginning with, but not limited to, water temperature. Is the water moving, such as in a river or a stream? Is the water still, such as would be found in a pond or lake? Is it shallow, like in a slough or the slow-moving backwaters off a naturally meandering stream? Is the water warm or cold? Is the water fresh, such as in a river, or saline or brackish, such as in ocean inlets, etc.? Water that is sufficiently warm will cause a body to decompose and float much quicker than cold water, which may prevent decomposition in a corpse and keep the body from floating.

How do you get her in the water? You hit her on the head and dump her overboard. No! If you do that, there will be a big bump on her head. Remember episode number … ah … something or other where the CSI determined that the guy was killed and thrown in the lake?

Hell, she can’t swim, so why not just throw her out of the boat into the water? You row off, and she thrashes around like a wounded whale and then sinks once she takes in a good lungful of water. She will begin to rot away at the moment of death. The correct term is “decompose.” The decay of the flesh will generate gases that will be trapped in her body, causing it to float. Seeing how a body is normally heavier than the water, she should get a good lungful of swamp water and sink like a rock. Even if she does sink, after a few days in the warm water, the decomposition will generate enough gas to float her to the top. You’ll have to come back down to the swamp and find her floating corpse and shoot her with your twenty-two rifle a few times, and she might just up and explode like a bloated cow when stuck with a sharp stick and sink.

Then again, maybe when she comes to the surface, the birds, some bugs, snapping turtles, alligators, or some other scavengers will be a-eatin’ on her. Once the critters chew a hole in her, it will cause the bloating body to lose the gases (hydrogen sulfide, carbon dioxide, and methane) that are building up, and she will fall apart and sink to the bottom. The only other way to keep her from floatin’ like a dead carp is to wrap her real tight with chicken-house wire and wait for her to grow. In only about three days in the swamp, she’ll start swelling from the gases, and the wire will cut her up into dozens of six-sided plugs, and she will sink like a rock.

You can see her now, floating in the lagoon like a grazing manatee, head, arms, and legs all hanging down beneath her. Then it is off to the “Piggin and Wiggin’ Out” Combination Convenience Store, Rib Joint, and Asian Fingernail Parlor, where that hot, dishwater-bleached blonde and former truck-stop lot-lizard queen works.

You dream of the moments you can share with her and the half dozen crack rocks she has in her pocket.

Life is good.

~Newt Livesay

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Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Eighty-Three People Vanished. What They Left Behind Could Kill Millions.

English & Spanish Language Stories and Quotes from the feral mind of Newt Livesay, Author & Writer

General Chang Xiaojian

An excerpt from my novel in final edit-process

“The civilians will continue their work. They will see what they are supposed to see. They will ask questions. You will answer those questions without answering them.”

-General Chang Xiaojian, Commanding General of the People’s Liberation Army

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